Paul Carter : "Don't Tell Mom I Work on the Rigs:
She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse"
1. We work in weird shifts ...
Like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy ...
Like prostitutes.
3. The client pays a lot of money,
but your employer keeps almost every penny ...
Like prostitutes.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams ...
Like prostitutes.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out
with people in the same profession as you ...
Like prostitutes.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be
perfectly groomed ...
Like prostitutes.
7. But when you go back home
it seems like you are coming back from hell ...
Like prostitutes.
8. The client always wants to pay less
but expects incredible things from you ...
Like prostitutes.
9. When people ask you about your job,
you have difficulties to explain it ...
Like prostitutes.
10. Everyday when you wake up,
you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS ****".....
Like prostitutes.
The only difference is
the prostitutes can take Christmas and New Year's Eve off
and they actually DO make a lot of Money!!!
If you know someone in the oil industry
please share this email with them so they don't feel bad anymore....
Like prostitutes!!!
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